I'm Bored...Can We Get This Party Started Already?

Needless to say I have still yet to see dear ms. AF. What the hell. I'm giving her three more days to get her lazy as* over here and then I'm...well I don't know what I'm going to do but I'm going to be darn mad. Last miscarriage I started up on day 37. A tad late but hey I'll take that over nothing. She has until day 37 to show her face and after that I'm going to kick some butt.

I know there's a ton of tips on how to induce labor (sex, mexican food, walking yada yada yada) but who has the tips on how to start menstruation? I'll friggen jog around the block if I have too.

In other news I received my long awaited new toy today. All the cool kids have one these days so I figured I might as well too. It's the least I can do for myself since I no longer buy myself clothes in fear that I might get pregnant and not fit in them for long (ha!!!!). We won't mention that I continuously have been gaining weight and not losing it after each pregnancy so far. And that I'm now wearing my "a size bigger - for those in between months" pants now just as normal pants, that I bought almost a year ago when I was pregnant before my first miscarriage. NICE. Can my life GET any more pathetic. I'm now in the fat and NOT pregnant group. Fabulous. A true boost to the self esteem.